Now I know what Ke$ha meant

I woke up this morning and I must say... I felt a little like P. Diddy.

Creme brûlée

Is a close second to cream puffs. I bet in heaven they serve cream puffs and creme brûlée. Mmm

Well the paternity tests are in

and Darth Vader... you are the father

You know what really grinds my gears? (12)

The song Take Me Out To The Ball Game. News flash. You're already at the ball game. You can't tell someone to bring you to a place you're already at. It's like proposing to your wife of 10 years. It's already happened.

It's almost 3am

and I cannot fall asleep. Maybe it's the caffeine I had or maybe I just have insomnia. Or maybe I'm completely lying and I'm up watching TV because my favorite episodes of iCarly came on. You never know.

You know what really grinds my gears? (11)

When people say "how about them apples?" what apples are you talking about? The aforementioned fruit is completely irrelevant from our current conversation. And I prefer pears

I love gift cards

I had a 25 dollar gift card but there was nothing I wanted at Target and I didn't wanna walk out empty handed so I bought another 25 dollar gift card with my 25 dollar gift card. Out with the old in with the new

You know what really grinds my gears?

When you go upstairs and you forget why you went upstairs so you go back downstairs but then you remember why you went upstairs but by then you're too lazy to go back up.

The Social Network

Great movie. Inspirational. Need to think of something big and become a billionaire. Hmmm...

Cream puffs

Are the most delicious things you will ever eat. If you're ever in San Francisco go to Beard Papas and get some cream puffs. Heaven

I am quite weary

of the musical artist Trey Songz' self proclaimed title of "Mr. Steal Yo Girl." Any parents aware of such claims may become cautious and inform him of federal laws prohibiting the kidnapping of their daughters.

You know what really grinds my gears? (9)

When people use the word "overexaggerate." I mean an exaggeration is already overdoing it so adding "over" as a prefix is completely redundant.

To this day I still wonder...

What was Willis talking about? It is a question that has peaked my curiosity for a significant amount of time.

You know what really grinds my gears? (8)

When people try to impress you by reciting the lyrics to a song that's on but they keep messing up. I mean first of all I wouldn't be impresses anyways and secondly you're ruining the song . Let me enjoy my music. Sigh...