You know what really grinds my gears?

Midterms. I mean they distract you from everything. Sorry for lack of updates college is getting hectic. Well to quote the great TimothyDeLaGhetto, "love, peace, skeet, cheese."

You know what really grinds my gears? (13)

The owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial. The boy asks the owl if he knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop and the owl simply licks the Tootsie Pop 2 times and then takes a bite. He concludes that it takes 3 licks to get to the center. News flash, no it doesn't. You clearly took 2 licks and a bite, not 3 licks.

Now I know what Ke$ha meant

I woke up this morning and I must say... I felt a little like P. Diddy.

Creme brûlée

Is a close second to cream puffs. I bet in heaven they serve cream puffs and creme brûlée. Mmm

Well the paternity tests are in

and Darth Vader... you are the father

You know what really grinds my gears? (12)

The song Take Me Out To The Ball Game. News flash. You're already at the ball game. You can't tell someone to bring you to a place you're already at. It's like proposing to your wife of 10 years. It's already happened.

It's almost 3am

and I cannot fall asleep. Maybe it's the caffeine I had or maybe I just have insomnia. Or maybe I'm completely lying and I'm up watching TV because my favorite episodes of iCarly came on. You never know.

You know what really grinds my gears? (11)

When people say "how about them apples?" what apples are you talking about? The aforementioned fruit is completely irrelevant from our current conversation. And I prefer pears

I love gift cards

I had a 25 dollar gift card but there was nothing I wanted at Target and I didn't wanna walk out empty handed so I bought another 25 dollar gift card with my 25 dollar gift card. Out with the old in with the new

You know what really grinds my gears?

When you go upstairs and you forget why you went upstairs so you go back downstairs but then you remember why you went upstairs but by then you're too lazy to go back up.

The Social Network

Great movie. Inspirational. Need to think of something big and become a billionaire. Hmmm...

Cream puffs

Are the most delicious things you will ever eat. If you're ever in San Francisco go to Beard Papas and get some cream puffs. Heaven

I am quite weary

of the musical artist Trey Songz' self proclaimed title of "Mr. Steal Yo Girl." Any parents aware of such claims may become cautious and inform him of federal laws prohibiting the kidnapping of their daughters.

You know what really grinds my gears? (9)

When people use the word "overexaggerate." I mean an exaggeration is already overdoing it so adding "over" as a prefix is completely redundant.

To this day I still wonder...

What was Willis talking about? It is a question that has peaked my curiosity for a significant amount of time.

You know what really grinds my gears? (8)

When people try to impress you by reciting the lyrics to a song that's on but they keep messing up. I mean first of all I wouldn't be impresses anyways and secondly you're ruining the song . Let me enjoy my music. Sigh...

You know what really grinds my gears? (7)

When people say they're 5 minutes away, but they really haven't even left their house. I mean you're just skating they're waiting anxiously for them and they show up an hour late and by then the food is cold and the movie is halfway through. Have some common courtesy.

You know what really grinds my gears? (6)

The kid that reminds the reamer about the homework or the test. I mean I know I studied but an extra day never hurt anyone. Jerkwad.

You know what really grinds my gears? (5)

Parents who keep their kids on leashes. I mean might as well name them Fido and play fetch in the backyard. What's next? Putting a horse saddle on your kid and riding them? Parents these days...

You know what really grinds my gears? (4)

You know what really grinds my gears? When you're looking really hard to find something and someone asks "where did you last have it?" Well thanks for the inquiry because that never crosses my mind. If I knew the answer to that question, then I wouldn't be looking for the item in the first place.

You know what really grinds my gears? (3)

2pac. I mean are you dead or alive? Make up your mind.

You know what really grinds my gears? (2)

Drake and his arrogance. I mean he even has the audacity to tell even his own fans when to thank him. No Drake, I will not thank you later. I will thank you when I please. I will not miss you a little when you're gone. In fact, I will not miss you one bit. Furthermore, I will not tell you what's really going on as you should have the resources to find out for yourself. And that's what really grinds my gears.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Swiper from Dora the Explorer. I mean what business does he have stealing from an innocent little girl? Also, what kind of thief is stopped from stealing just because he is told not to 3 times? And that's what really grinds my gears.

Back from Hiatus

Well as you may know, Vijay and I have been quite busy lately with school work and everything we haven't really had any time to post videos. However, during summer we were able to make some, but we just haven't been able to edit them and get them out there. We will be releasing these videos shortly so just have patience. In the meantime, I will be updating this blog regularly with random things and whatnot.

If you wanna follow me on twitter, here's my link: http://www.twitter.com/TJmiranda
and Vijay at http://www.twitter.com/VijayTooQuick

Well here's a toast to the douchebags