You know what really grinds my gears?

Midterms. I mean they distract you from everything. Sorry for lack of updates college is getting hectic. Well to quote the great TimothyDeLaGhetto, "love, peace, skeet, cheese."

You know what really grinds my gears? (13)

The owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial. The boy asks the owl if he knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie pop and the owl simply licks the Tootsie Pop 2 times and then takes a bite. He concludes that it takes 3 licks to get to the center. News flash, no it doesn't. You clearly took 2 licks and a bite, not 3 licks.

Now I know what Ke$ha meant

I woke up this morning and I must say... I felt a little like P. Diddy.

Creme brûlée

Is a close second to cream puffs. I bet in heaven they serve cream puffs and creme brûlée. Mmm

Well the paternity tests are in

and Darth Vader... you are the father

You know what really grinds my gears? (12)

The song Take Me Out To The Ball Game. News flash. You're already at the ball game. You can't tell someone to bring you to a place you're already at. It's like proposing to your wife of 10 years. It's already happened.

It's almost 3am

and I cannot fall asleep. Maybe it's the caffeine I had or maybe I just have insomnia. Or maybe I'm completely lying and I'm up watching TV because my favorite episodes of iCarly came on. You never know.